Danger Means Everything........... at least when you're dealing with Xanaxed out Chimp!

What do you get when u get when a chimpanzee becomes a pet of +1o years, 5 (or more) Xanax pills because he acts a little "erratic" sometimes, and a longtime friend who returns from the beauty solon with a BAD haircut?  You get a chimp-man who thinks he's a hostage in a terrible sci-fi movie.. The rest you can hear for yourself...  Personally, I don't think the 911 operator believed her at first but.....